The internet made’s me soft….there was a time I’d be outside looking at whores, fucking with whores, fucking whores….but instead I just message them on facebook, they ignore me, so I jerk off to their vacation pics, and we leave it at that
Oh right it’s Valentines Day…maybe I’ll modify my strategy to seek and destroy…desperation
Lookin’ Down Shirts
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Sinkhole Swallows Corvettes!
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6 Valentines Day Cards to Get you Through Life
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