While all you people around the country are complaining about the snow and the fact that your life sucks because of it, while I am hibernating and only leave my house in soiled sweatpants I’ve worn the whole winter because of it, there is a slice of America that is at the beach, and sure that slice isn’t always the best kind of person, we’re talking some guido Jersey Shore motherfucker on an early spring break because he dropped out of the fifth grade, but it’s nice to see him get a little knocked the fuck out when his steroids get him a little out of hand…not that I like violence, or really anything negative, sometimes I just like to wish bad things on bad people, and sometimes really good things, like getting knocked the fuck out happen to bad people, or at least people who don’t shut the fuck up, and it is pretty fucking good.