When it comes to picking up girls in a bar at 3 am when wasted even though I have a wife at home…probably disappointed in all aspects of her life thanks to me…I always lose…even on Valentine’s Day weekend when the pickings are pretty fucking easy, because I went in with lines like “I want to see your vagina flap in the wind”…which apparently isn’t erotic to anyone but me…
Here are some links…to start the fucking morning..
After Much Research it Turns Out Butts Are the New Boobs in White America
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10 Lost in Translation Fails at SOCHI
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Paris Hilton Flashes Partial Vag
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Some Big Tits to Start the Morning…
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7 Sports Themed Marriage Proposals
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Hot Ass in a G-String Bikini….Getting Out of Her G-String Bikini
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Ice Fails
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This 3 Foot Cat is Insane
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Kid Performs his Bike Tickes in the Wrong Hood…
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THE CRAZIEST AND BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO ON ALWAYS !!!
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A Whole Pile of Smut
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Emily Blunt Made her Baby
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Ellen Page – Naked Lesabian
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