A computer tech for the school system got arrested for fucking a cow, while his friend shot video…comes in as the best news story ever…
Key quotes:
“2 Men are in jail, 1 cow is dead, 3 cars are totalled.”
“When we arrived one man was actively having sex with the cow while another was shooting”
“We can’t show you the video because the man was naked and covered in Jello”
What the fuck….Amazing. This needs to be a reality show.
Why do I feel Bill Cosby responsible for this? I mean was fucking the cow not enough, just needed to throw in some Jello in the mix…
THe world is doomed…