Every St Patrick’s Day, I take the day off drinking, partially because I hate St Patricks Day and all it represents, with crowds of middle of the road 9-5, dumpy looking bitches I don’t want to fuck, who hate their suburban lives, and partially because I like to do the opposite of everyone else, just to confirm I hate the masses…
So today, I am not hungover, this is the Morning Clear Thinking Dump of the Day…it happens once a year…take it in.
That said, when I hear about an Earthquake hitting LA, I always hope for the best, if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, I mean that it takes out some of the evil the media shoves down our throats…
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No Name Attention Seeker Ass Flash
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Side Boob Dress
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Drunk or Yoga
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