Cindy Crawford is the new wrist for Omega watches, because I guess when a bitch is old enough and has enough kids, she knows all about watches, since that’s about as deep as she wants a dude to go when fisting her….it’s the magic of a stretched out vagina…
That’s not to say that Cindy Crawford isn’t amazing to look at, or perfectly elegant and classy, it’s to say I’ve fisted girls who haven’t had kids and who weren’t 50, so I figure by 50, after kids, when all elasticity is lost, it only makes sense in efforts to feel…
I can only assume that’s the look Omega..the James Bond Rolex Knockoff watch company was going for….