It’s my birthday, buy me stuff. My gift to you is links and stories to remind you that you don’t have it so bad, some of us are far worse off and apparently, also closer to death.
Monetary contributions to my birthday retirement fund can be made in this post’s comments.
Assuming anyone actually reads this.
Here are some stepLINKS
Complete Game of Thrones Season 1-3 Recap
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One Image That Gives the Internet’s Perspect on Russia
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Naomi Campbell is Fucking Fastbender
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Slut of the Day
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Hot Girls Gone Fishing
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Kate Moss in a Bikini
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Mike Judge on Silicon Valley
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Kelly Brook’s Boyfriend Has Bigger Tits Than Her
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Very Cool Ad for the Sunday Times Culture Paper
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Kristen Stewart’s New Hair
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Steve Greene Bang Bus Prank
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Lululemon Spray on Pants Gag
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Fan Uses Popcorn to Make a Catch
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Shakira Defends Her Boyfriend
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The Week in Internet Foolishness
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I Want to Fuck Khloe Kardashian
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5 Awful Trends in Modern Dating
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