It’s not my birthday anymore, my birthday is behind me and I must look forward and not get so caught up in the past….because apparently no one gives a fuck about when you talk about your birthday – but prefer when you tell them stories of failed sex acts with girls you tried to have sex acts with…like the girl last night who didn’t think my birthday was enough of an excuse to have unprotected anal sex to have a HOMOSEXUAL-LIKE 80s AIDS SCARE from the 80s. Apparently not an EROTIC theme…to anyone but me and I guess the cast of Dallas Buyers Club…or tonight’s rejection when trying to convince a girl to see if we could put egg and flower in her pussy and see if she’s hot enough to actually make bread….apparently also not EROTIC…the older I get…the weirder…I guess.
The Best Nicki Minaj Pic You Will See Today
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Your Favorite Athlete Drugs of Choice
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Lauren Stoner Hot in a Bikini
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A Beautiful Moment Between Man and Bird
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Puddles in Slow Motion…
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Slut of the Day
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Amy Willerton in a Bikini
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Hookers at a Movie Premiere
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Katrina Bowden Nude 3D….
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Christina Hendricks Big Tittis on Game of Thrones
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Girls With Tattoos
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I Want to Get the Human Barbie Pregnant
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Sheer Dress
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Helen Hunt Changing in her Bikini Bottoms Pic
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Reporter Falls Off Boat…
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Kris Jenner Leather Pants
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Reporter Puddle Jump Fail…
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10 Creepy Notes That Will Not Get You Laid…..
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The Girl Who Solves Rubiks Cube is a Bikini is a Big Deal
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Cheerleaders of the NCAA Finals
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So Many Nipples and Not in a Good Way
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Estella Warren Dumpy in a BIkini
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Katy Perry Dyed her Hair Green
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Low Level Nip Slip of the Day
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Kate Moss in a Red See Through Dress
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Melissa Balona Giving the Bona’s
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Top Model Instagram Pics
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like a Fucking Wreck
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Trolling House Sitter
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Hottest Women in Film in Playboy
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GIFs of the Day
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Emmy Rossum Boring
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Vanessa Hudgens Goes to Yoga
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I wonder how twisted a motherfucker needs to be to fuck Lena Dunham
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Beyonce Ass on Stage….
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Retard of the Day
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Winnie Cooper Has a Great Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Blowing Kisses
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Girls in Sports Bras
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F. Murray Abraham Flashing Tits
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New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Posters Show Off Weapons
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Fuck COUGARS!!
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This Jesus Loving Star Trek Bitch is a Joker
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top 10 Titty Tuesday Tits
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Half Naked Girl in the Hotel Lobby
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SELFIE PORN
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Some Amateur Chick Greases Up Her Tits
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Big Boobed Wife Caught Masturbating…
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The Best Milking VIdeo Ever
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Kim Reveals Boobs…
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Swinger Nudists!!
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Porn Chick Passes Out Before Scene….
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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