Remember when Ellen Page had some big theatrical coming out event at some Ted Talks looking bullshit…yeah that was pretty fucking dramatic and ridiculous but lesbians everywhere embraced it because lesbians like having a leader, at least one in the media, even though every girl I’ve ever met is a fucking lesbian, but maybe that attitude is why Lesbians generally hate me, you know the one where I am convinced I can have sex with them, because I believe that they are just being pussies and are genetically programmed to want cum in them, proven by the whole uterus thing, where as gay dudes are just down with no headaches and anal sex…you know “we don’t need a pussy, that shit bleeds and is scary and smells like fucking sushi platter when it’s not making babies that bite into our vacation funds”….
Either way, she wore a bikini top, flexed her lesbian abs, looks a little lipstick, before they put her in a tie, all for Flare Magazine, a Canadian Magazine, celebrating her big fucking move, when really people don’t realize drawing attention to their sexuality is like pointing at a black person and saying “LOOK A BLACK PERSON LET’S BE NICE TO HIM SO HE DOESN’T THINK WE ARE RACIST”…you know anti-racism, and politically correctness that labels shit harder than a back woods redneck…it’s all so counter productive…