I don’t believe in these pretentious, who’s who type events, I am more about getting drunk in the gutter, or spending money on things that don’t involve rich and famous people stroking each other’s egos…
Even if some freak accident happened and all of a sudden I became famous as fuck, I would never attend these things, they don’t have strippers, they are uptight and they seem like the worst possible event possible..shit is a nightmare…
But these bitches who think they matter because you think they mattered and Madam Meow was there to capture some of the best and worst of the very very very important night that is so not important in the grand scheme of the fucking world…especially in the grand scheme of your life…in fact I hate myself for posting these bitches all dolled up in hair and make-up showing tit like they are more interesting than they are…which isn’t interesting at all…but who take this shit seriously, I mean Kim Kardashian, pornographer and midget, even put on some panties you’d probably be scared of sniffing…
Lily Donaldson is a model and I like model bodies…
I don’t know who the fuck this twat is…but she was there…
Cara Delevigne and Rihanna
Hayden Panettiere’s Breast Implants are Good…
Olivia Munn’s Tits because She’s Reaching….
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Being Theatrical
Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Sloppy Tits…
Emma Stone’s got a Weird Face….
Reese Witherspoon Fat Ass Looks Less Fat…
Rita Ora VS Rihanna because That’s Her Whole Purpose…
Beyonce Still Fakin’ It
Georgia May Jagger’s Good Times…
Nicole Richie is Creepy as Shit
Chrissy Tiegen’s Pug Face Pregnancy Belly….
Kate Upton Using Her Big Titties is Cuz That’s All She’s Got…
Here’s a Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Video…Really Annoying….
Here are the instagram pics…
Oh and most importantly, midget Kim Kardashian wore panties….