Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

While I was falling in love with a Miami Booty perched up on a railing, that I couldn’t manage to get a successful creeper picture of…but that I still feel was a moment of true love…

Our resident “journalist” FOETUS la Plantain was asking our friend ASA AKIRA …questions on REDDIT….

I have so many girlfriends I don’t have sex with…

Here are some morning links…

I Love Nicole Kidman’s Face

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Babes in Bed….

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The Guy in an I Love Porn Shirt Eating a Chicken Wing Pic

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The Top Most Anticpated Films at the Rooftop Series You Should Watch Even if Not in New York

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Topless Glamour Model of the Day

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Lady Gaga’s BF Grabs Her ASs

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Claudia Romani Takes an Important Call

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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!

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Jada Pinkett Smith Has Lesbian Breasts and A Bunch of Other Paparazzi SHit

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Killer Clown Scare Prank

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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…

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The Longest Pause in Twitter History

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TIna Fey on Why There Aren’t More Late Night Girl Hosts

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A Whole Bunch of Redheads…

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CBS has finally cancelled Ashton Kutcher

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day May 15th, 2014