Hailey Clauson for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Hailey Clauson is one of my favorite new models, who has been at this hipster modelling for years, she even had a lawsuit against Urban Outfitters when she was 16, because it was either a cash grab or a way to get her name attached to an otherwise name-less suit…or maybe it was placed by Urban Outfitters, because if it wasn’t I can’t imagine any brand would ever touch the bitch, she’s a liability…but they are touching her, in ways I want o touch her, and she’s being shaped into a future Victoria’s Secret model…right now she’s just 19, but her tits are big enough, her drive is there, her face is interesting, and she’s doing campaigns for far more substantial lingerie brands like Agent Provocateur…

Sure she may not be the hottest, the most interesting, and she may only have 5 minutes of fame, but I’m pretty fucking into it because it’s half naked…and/or in lingerie…

She’s like the New Emily Ratajkowski, now that Emily is forgotten…these girls have a short lifespan, but at least in that lifetime…tits happen.

Hailey Clauson for Agent Provocateur of the Day May 19th, 2014