I wish more girls were as into showing their vaginas as they are in showing their outfits off and asking whether they look fat. It’s like girls send me dress options over text messages to help them decide what to wear to a club, but only a select few send me pussy pics saying “does my asshole look fat with this dildo in it”…and that’s how you determine which ones are the keepers…
Here are some morning LINKS…
Girls Taking Selfies!
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Cameron Diaz is with one of the Good Charlotte Sisters
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Maite Perroni Hot in GQ
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Hide your kids – Michael Jackson is Alive
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Peyton Manning’s Commencement Speech was Good
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12 Dogs That Should Hand in Their dog Card…
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Perfume Expert Reviews Body Sprays
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This Guy Can Jump…
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Jack Nicholson’s Snubbing Kids…
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!! She Alredy Is…
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Dave Navarro Got Head While A-Rod Watched
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The Best Celebrity Prom Photos
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Godzilla’s 10 Most Embarrassing Moments
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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10 Sports People Who Had a Worse Week Than You
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Girls in Mesh!
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Pam Anderson was Raped When she Was 12
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Dancing Ambulance Driver
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