I just saw some crazy chick, who was just telling herself “It’s time to go potty, it’s time to go potty, it’s time to go potty”….all while unshowered and wearing dirty clothes, surrounded by plastic bags filled with her life possessions, and when she asked me if she could use my phone, I thought…no fucking way bitch, you can use a pay phone, but I will let you lick my ass…
You see, I’m a snobby asshole when it comes to these medicated, insane people using my phone…but I never discriminate against someone liking my asshole…
Here are some morning links…
Girl in Shorts
GO
Top 10 Celebrities at Cannes
GO
15 People VS Rope Swings
GO
The Most Racist Moments in Disney Cartoons
GO
Demon Cat!
GO
Luxiboo Hooker – and Fame Whore
GO
Nicole Scherzinger Panty Flash in Music VIdeo
GO
Kim Kardashian’s Bare Boobs
GO
GIFs with Sounds Mash-Up
GO
MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
GO
Kat Graham is Amazing in Spandex
GO
What Actors Were in Before Game of Thrones
GO
Guy Plays With Lions
GO