Do you ever accidentally think about the missteps you’ve taken in life, and drink to forget them so hard that you end up on a party boat in the middle of a manmade lake in a trailer park in Florida, ripping lines of what may be cocaine with at least 4 crack whores in their 50s before deciding it’s a good idea to get them to compare vaginas….with a taste test…using your tongue…despite all the smells and sounds telling you it’s a bad idea…
Yeah, me too…
I guess everyday is memorial day for my dignity…
Here are some links…
Girls Look Slutty When they are Bent
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Nancy Grace is Roger From American Dad
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20 Terminator 2 GIFs
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Barbora Lovasova in a Green Bikini
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Jessica Alba Never Did the Casting Couch
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Abigail Ratchford TOpless
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Angelina Jolie Might Run for Office
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Japan Did Bioshock in 1973
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I Still Like a Drunk Lohan
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21 Way to Open a Bottle…
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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