My favorite pick-up line that doesn’t work is telling a girl I want her to wear my face as panties…It’s much more romantic than telling her I want her to use my dick as a tampon…and much less romantic than maybe buying her from a third world country.
Here are some morning links..
10 Things That Legally Count as Going to The Gym…
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Hot Girls With Bikes…
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Tori Spelling Tried Kinky Shit With Deen..
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Pam Anderson and Her Janky Ass Weave
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Train vs Semi..
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50 Cents First Pitch….
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15 Problems Only Tall Girls Understand
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Dame Dash speaks on Solange and Jay Z in the Elevator
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Rachel Ann Mullins Nip Slip
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What Happens When a WOman Abuses a Man…
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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16 Dark Revamps of Beloved Cartoons
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Novak Djokovic is Being Funny…
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