My new favorite thing is telling a trashy 45 year old drunk woman who is clearly recently divorced because she’s out on the town all dressed up in her Jersey Shore inspired outfit…who told me I looked like a fatter version my dog, that we are soul mates and that I want to treat her better than her cheating ex…because when you see a bitter slut past her prime, the world has already eaten her up and spat her out, and even though I come across as an asshole, I like to shower bitches with love….I’m a romantic.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Gym Selfie
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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