Turns out my least favorite thing about hookers I don’t realize are hookers, is their 6 foot 5, 350 pound pimps who let me know they are hookers minutes before my in bar bathroom blow job.
Turns out my favorite thing about being unemployed is Mondays…because they are really just Saturdays for us, without all the annoying 9-5ers causing line-ups everywhere you go..
Here are some morning links, while I regroup…
Small Girl – Big Booty
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Girls on Horses Get Starbucks
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Hugh Jackman’s Eyeliner!
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Kate Middleton VS Letizia Ortiz Panty Flash
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Eases Into Butch
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20 Great Moments in Dj Khaled
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Running of the Goats!
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Mick Jagger has new Pussy and L’Wren Scott’s Sister is Mad
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Joanna Krupa is in a Bikini
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Nic Cage in a Shirt with his Face on It
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Nicki Minaj Talks The Inspiration Behin “Pills and Potions” – What a Joker
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Taco Bell Employee of the Month
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