The cell phone is a mysterious little tool that tracks your every move, location, what you search, what you talk about and who you know that everyone actively participates in using because who really gives a fuck…it’s addictive and will be the fall of society…but the nice thing about it is that it makes everyone a model, everyone a photographer, and everyone capable of giving me something to jerk off to..or be traumatized by and too scared to jerk off to…either way – I approve…
Here are some stepLINKS…
This is Some Old Desperate Weirdness at the World Cup…
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Old People Selfies!
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Sin City Second Trailer
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Selena Gomez in a Midriff Lookin’ HOT…seriously…
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January Jones TBT a Modeling Pic
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Slut on the Day
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Dance of the Day
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I Think You Can See Jessica Simpson’s Asshole in this Pic
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Paulina Slagter is in a Bikini
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Emanuelle Chriqui Back
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Oh Shit Alexa Chung and Chris Martin are Both in Tokyo
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Jessica Alba Still Exists
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The First Preview of the Paddington Bear Moive
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Terry Richardson Vs Another Model
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The Hottest Daughters in Sports.
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Jessica SImpson’s Got Juicy Lips
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Bill Murray Crashes Engagement Photo
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I wanna Marry Harry is Cancelled….
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Stingray Attacks a Dude…
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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7 Foot 2 Tall Man Dressed up and Goes Shopping
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Laura Barriales in a Bikini
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The Guy Who Punched Brad Pitt Wearing a Brad Pitt T-Shirt at Community Service
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Nina Dobrev Legs
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Crackhead Begging for Drugs…
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Bee Rescues Bee in a Spiderweb
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Abigail Clancy in a Wet Green Bikini
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Renee Olstead Busty Photoshoot
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Jamie King Tight Dress
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Terry is Still Sticking Dick in Model Faces
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HOnest Lion KIng Trailer
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Pretty Girl Sheela Literally Hanging Out…
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Harrison Ford Got Injured on Set of Star Wars
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Twerk of the Day…
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Conan Reviews Some Super Mario Brothers Bullshit
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Magdalena Frackowiak in Video…
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Nicole Scherzinger…Booty…
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Downhill GoPro Footage
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This is fucking weird…
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46 Pics of Adriana Lima
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Mila Kunis is Fat and Pregnant
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Tatiana Dietman is the FUture…
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Jean Kesem Story is Crazy….
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Aubrey O’Day Does Instagram Ok
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GIFs from the World Cup Opening Game
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Weirdest FamilY Car Decal
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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24 Minute Long Skinny Dip
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Airplane Masturbation…
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Naked Yoga
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Drunk Love!
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Amateur of the Day
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Webcam Masturbation
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Rosie Hungtington’s Naked for Fashion
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Another Amateur of the Day
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Kelly Cunningham’s Hipster Bush
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Weird Lesbians on their Quest for the Nippple
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Panties Don’t Go THere!
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Webcam Strip
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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