The BET Awards are all about controversy and scandal, because in case you didn’t know, the hip hop industry is like the WWF, this shit is staged to keep people interested and to think these millionaires are still hood and gangster, when all they really want to do is sit in their vacation home and read up on their investments…but the public wants them shooting, making it rain on hoes, partying and being ghetto…so that’s what they pretend to do…
I mean sure, some of these people are fucking ghetto, and happened to make it, but I think most are probably suburban, hard workers like Drake…they just talk like that for affect…
Either way, only one death that I know of happened at a BET affiliated event, which is good ratio…
and here are the top 10 tits having BEEF with random shit I invented at the event, starting with Juicy J VS a Trick up top, and Adrienne Bailon vs Wale down low…
Karruche Tran VS her Dress
Laura Govan VS Breast Impants and the Implants are winning
Zendaya VS Aalyiah
Brittany Daniels VS Being White
Faith Evans VS Subtlety
Naturi Naughton VS Oprah
Raven Goodwin VS Precious
Faith Evans VS Botox
Nadia Buari VS Beyonce
Claudia Jordan VS a Bra
Jennifer Hudson VS Weight Watchers
Ashley From Fresh Prince VS Scientology
Paris Hilton VS the World