Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite thing is having friendships with hookers. There was once a time when I would try to get free sex out of hookers, or make fun of hookers for being vile pigs with no self worth, filling some void for very little money…

But now, I just want to hang with them, talk about their feelings, and hear their war stories..

You know never judge a book by it’s willingness to fuck strangers for 75 dollars….

Here are some morning links…

Words of Wisdom from Food Signs…

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Kristen Stewart Cut Her Hair Into a Pile of Orange

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10 Amazing Celeb Mullets!

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Miley Cyrus Posing with Drugs…

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Paris Hilton Bikini Party

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Girls in Tight Dresses

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Fat Sleeping Guy Sues Yankees

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Old Couple Knows Team Work

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FUCK COUGARS!!

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Portrait Made Out of Garbage

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The ESPN Body Issue Cover is Jokes..

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Sarah Palin May Be on the View

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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS

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I hate Jimmy Fallon – But Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young Doing Iggy Azalea with Crosby, Stills and Nash…is ridiculous….

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 8th, 2014