Sometimes I get happy when I see texts from hot girls I want to marry or at least go down on for the next 8 hours…especially when those texts include spread vagina pics but then I think of that Pharell song and want to kill myself.
Pharell ruined happy
Here are some morning links if you’re in the west coast.
Dick Pic on TV?
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Poster
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Some Big Ass in a Bikini
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The Gayest Thing in Rugby
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage….
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Paul Walker Daughter in a Bikini
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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The Sopranos Done with Grand Theft Auto
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Girls Who Aren’t In Bras
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