The problem with falling in love with your waitress – is that she’s just being nice to you for tips…and when you misread it and decide to wait outside for her after work closes at 3 am…she usually won’t be too happy to see you…especially if you popped a viagra an hour earlier and you’re rocking a boner…a boner that you’re pointing to saying “you recommended the spaghetti, well I recommend the D”…
Here are some morning links…
Top 10 Reaction to Eva Mendes Pregnancy
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Next Level Instagram Selfies…
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If your girlfriend is on Glee – You WilL Die
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30 Pics of Lil Kim – When She was a Queen of Rap
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Selena Gomez Tits are New and Improved
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12 Pancakes that Nailed It
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Paris Hilton’s New Shitty EDM SOng to Remind You that EDM is a Huge Joke
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Drake and Chris Brown Together at Last…
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Jodie Gasson Topless in Lingerie
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Candice Swanepoel Tights
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Classy License Plate of the Day
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