I hate SEXT fails
Like when a girl you are sexting tells you to “In a Sock” when you ask her where she wants you to cum, instead of saying her ass, face, or pussy…drives me crazy
You see I am a professional SEXTER, I don’t leave my fucking house…even though girls love me, so I just SEXT them, less pressure and my wife can’t cockblock…
So I don’t expect girls to be able to keep up, you know just because I am master of making them cum with my words…
But sometimes a SEXT fail can be a sext win…
Like when you’re getting a girl to get naked, and she says “Aren’t you done yet, can I stop and go do homework”…
Part of you is like bitch ruining my jam, raining on my parade, fucking up my system…
The other part of you is like “I’m a grown ass man in my 40s and a 20 year old college girl is trying to get me to jerk off to her, badly, but it is still happening”..
It’s hard to not think of myself as the rockstar I am…
Here are some morning links…
Sharon Stone’s Ass in a Bikini
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Farrah Abraham and her Pussy
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Khloe Kardashian’s Ass on French Montana’s Instagram
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The Hottest Fans of the World Cup
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Liquor Store Words of Wisdom
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Sex Ed in India
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Weird VIdeo with Kristen Stewart in Drag
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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X-Men Porn Parody Exclusive!!
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