I just got called from a 21 year old who I sext, but who doesn’t send me vagina pictures, asking me to take her to ice cream….it was 10 am…
I haven’t figured out if that is winning at life, or not…But I do know that smoking cat is…
It’s Friday, be prepared for people to tell you it’s Friday because you don’t already know that it’s fucking Friday…part of the reason I’m a reclusive hermit..
Here are some stepLINKS
Donald Sterling’s New Whore
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Miranda Kerr – Fake Titty Cleavage!
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Joan Collins – Bikini Nightmare!
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100 AIDS Researchers Were On the Plane that Was Shot Down…I am going to Assume 1 Had a Cure…
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Conan Does Tinder…
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Sophia Bush Working Out….
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Ninja Run Girl That Has Gone Viral
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12 Best Messages on MOney
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Identical Twins PRank
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Kesha and Her Pink Hair…
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Joaquin Phoenix’s Forehead is Another Person
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Linda Perry Calls Out Beyonce – For Not Being a Songwriter-
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Sheep Dog Hustle
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How To Cool a Drink in 2 Minutes
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British Dude Sees Dick in his Chocolate!
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Michelle Rodriguez Hot Date With Zac Effron…
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Tammin Sursok Bikini Pics…..
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White Dog at a Color Run
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