I mentioned that I saw a girl giving a guy a blow job in the park yesterday, but what I didn’t mention was that it was kind of my fault. Basically I was in a car that broke down outside of an American Apparel warehouse sale. So when waiting for the tow truck, we go inside to scope out some rugged hipster chicks. My friend decides to take advantage of the 8 dollar pant sale and starts trying on pants…I convince a hipster chick to put his dick in her mouth – you know for jokes…she does…and well…the next thing you know I’m in an apartment watching her get her face fucked – not really into the whole gang bang opportunity, but more importantly, not into the girl refusing to get naked in front of me, and making me leave before they fucked, which is really all I wanted to see…as blow job watching is pretty fucking gay…but sex has vagina you can divert your attention from the boner in the girl’s mouth…
What the experience reminded me, was that I am able to convince people to do anything…and there is something refreshing and amazing in that. My years as a reclusive in this prison I’ve built made me forget…
Here are some links…
Behati Prinsloo Gold Dug Good…
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So Many Big Tits…
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11 Dogs Who Play Fetch Their Own Way
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Lindsay Lohan Bikini…
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Naked Colombian Models with Soccer Players…
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Anastasia Ashley is So Slutty in her Bikini
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Jessica Alba is Hot Enough – at the Paying for Parking…
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Ashley Sky Bikini Model
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Beyonce’s 50 Shades of Grey Preview….
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Comic Book Characters You Want to See in Movies…
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Golf Refuses to Let American T.J. Oshie Shine…Best Fail Ever…
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Inglorious Fruit and Vegetables – Pretty Fucking Genius
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This is the FUcking Worst I’ve Ever Seen Katy Perry and her Fat Lower Body Look
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Emma Stone is Not Slutty Enough At all
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Game of Thrones Chick is Mad at British Airways and Took it to Twitter
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Mirror Selfies.
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NBA Players Declining Next Season
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10 Stayin’ Alive GIFS
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Abigail Clancy Showing Off Leg
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Selena Gomez in Some Weird Bra Top
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Kim Kardashian Butt Selfie
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Puppy Tries TO Drink Water From IPad
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Idiot Football Player of the Day
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Amy Willerton’s Bikini
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Lindsay Lohan – Bikini Monster
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Beyonce and Jay-Z Are Getting Divorced – But are Together for Money – Like all Good Opportunists Fuck
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Selena Gomez – Upskirt
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Kelly Brook is a Monster
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Paloma Kwiatkowski in her Underwear in Bates Motel
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Guy Donkey Punches his GF
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Dad and Daughter Hick Dance…
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Kanye West 1996 Freestyle..
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Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora – Together on Set
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Maria Menounos – Sluts it Up
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Taylor Swift Skirt Blowing in the Wind
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Girls in Workout Shorts!
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Rachel Bilson’s Pregnancy Pics of the Day
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Britney Hard Nipples
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Kat Graham Bikini Pics
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Candice Swanepoel Photoshoot
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Selena Gomez No More Implants…
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Heidi Klum’s 11 Year Old (the white one she had with a billionaire) is in High Heels
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Michelle Lewin Booty in the Air
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8 Loser Movie Characters You Should Feel Bad For
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Leonardo DiCaprio – Is Fat, Rich and Fucks Models.
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Panoramic Photo Fail
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Next Level Kid Science Fair Projects
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Thirsty Amateur
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Big Tits in a Skimpy Dress for the paparazzi
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Some Big Stupid Tits…
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Fat Girl Rope Swing Fail is So Good..
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Grapefruit Blowjob Weirdness
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Naked Amateur
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Horrible Girl Fight…
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Fast FCars and Big Titties
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Dakota Fanning – Hard Nipples!
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Homeless Man Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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