I met a girl this weekend and I asked her what her number one fetish was.
I was expecting the typical “lesbian sex”…or “Being watched”…or “gang banged”…you know – she said “fucking a hospital cafeteria worker during the night shift, while a cancer patient on an IV yells for more soup…as his greasy, high school drop out hands smear her tits with Crisco he was still covered in from making the meatloaf…you know because Tuesday is meatloaf day…
She’s under 30 and has been so over exposed to dirty porn that she’s probably already lived out all her fantasies…
Here are some morning links…
105 YEra Old Woman Throwing the First Pitch
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So Much Jessica Alba in a Bikini You May Die
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Girls Tugging At Their Clothes…
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These Aren’t Real Pics
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Kelly Brook is Big
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Lady Gaga Fat Round Ass in Fishnets for the Perverts
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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2014 Fails So Far
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Hot Girl in Workout Shorts
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Homeless People Tell Their Stories…
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Karma Getting a Motherfucker
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