The fail in being a reclusive is when three hot girls text you persistently to leave the house to meet up with them for sex…forcing me to really weigh the pros and cons of being a reclusive…only to choose reclusive because leaving the work…when I can just ask for nudes…sex requires work….maybe this reclusive thing is stupid..maybe nudes have made choosing reclusive easy…
We’re all fucking doomed.
Here are some morning links…
Fifty Shades of Grey Has a New Trailer….
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Cute Girl Works it for the Paparazzi While They are Trying to Shoot Karlie Kloss
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The Best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Toys
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22 Broken GIFs
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Andrea Calle’s Big Booty in a Bikini
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Apparently Evan Mendes Pulled a Hispanic and Trapped Ryan Gosling with a Kid
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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Comedians in Cars Getting Cocaine
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9 Year Old Married a 62 Year Old Woman…What?
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Caitlin O’Connor Bikini Hooker
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21 Year Close Up
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Harvard Students Invent a Useless Thing…
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Missing Girls Alert
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Cut Pug Sleeping because I Love Pugs…
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