Her name is Gisele. She is rumoured to make 50 million dollars a year for shitty campaigns like this…where she’s not even naked…on the beach. It is hard for me to believe that any brand would pay her over 1,000,000 dollars, but I guess when you’re making 100s of millions in sales a year, what’s throwing a million at some model when you could just hire 10 far hotter newcomers for 10,000 dollars…and make for a better campaign…that doesn’t star a tired, old, boring, not even that hot mom of 2 who took the week out of being a NFL wife to make some spending money.
The whole thing…stupid as fuck…
But I can only blame us for making her this big deal…when really she kinda just looks like a dude to me. Or even Sean Penn in Fast Times and Ridgemont high. Don’t believe me, just google.