Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with the world being so exposed to sex. So obsessed with sex. So surrounded by sex. Is that ugly people who in another era would never have sex, are getting more sex than porn chicks, and the sex is dirtier than porn chicks.

There was a time when I was a racy porn site, when I was too sex obsessed from not having sex, to be normal, but now I’m G-rated, no matter how deep and dark I get…cuz all you motherfuckers are fucking all the time and that fucking is dirtier than me…and probably smells much worse…

All this to say, not getting laid inspired me. Girls refusing to fuck me inspired me. It made me angry and I would come up with good jokes.

Now everyone fucks, even I can fuck all day everyday, it’s boring, there is no mystery and I have to find something else to keep me going…something different…

Here are some stepLINKS….

DMX on a Slingshot – Screaming

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Top 10 People That Owned Awkward Moments

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Rob Ford on the Teeter-Totter for the Win

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Gwen Stefani’s Breast Feeding Pic Sucks

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Piglet and Pitbull are Best Friends….

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Some Funny Cards Against Humanity Wins

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Leah Wright Has a Wholeseome Bikini Body

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Men in Women’s Make-Up

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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!

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Beyonce Is Shopping for a House Without Jay-Z

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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!

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The Dog that Passes Out with Excitement

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The Boy with the Bitches

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Rob Lowe for Shark Week is Not as Fun as His Sex Tape

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 29th, 2014