I’ve been calling Kate Upton a pic since day one. I have been getting hate mail for calling Kate Upton a pig since day one. I was just fascinated how someone with average looks and a really shitty body could get as far as she did. Then I found out that her grandfather invented the Washing Machine, that she was rich as fuck, and I guess rich girls know people, and those people, hooked a sister up…
So all my seemingly hateful things I said about Kate Upton, were really me just trying to make sense of her. Knowing tits that big would have a belly and ass that would catch up…but maybe, just maybe she’d take all the criticism to heart, stop eating, start working out and really show kids how to be hot and healthy all at the same time…
But apparently, she was more into the cash grab, take all the jobs she can get and then land a pro Athlete, because they run in the same circles, seeing as she’s a Sports Illustrated model…then settle down and have kids because despite saying she’s 22, she has the body of a 38 year old about to use up her last egg…
But here she is, walking the streets for the paparazzi…in what looks like Maternity wear….up on some Roseanne Barr during the fat years kick…
Is it possible that she’s pregnant, or is she just fat?
Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers does….
Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers who are 2-1 favorites TONIGHT and not whether Kate Upton is Fat or Pregnant, because even if she’s pregnant – she’s still too fat to be a top model and with every picture taken of her – she mocks the entire industry. Now stare at her big everything and love it, or hate….just know it exists.