I don’t remember what I did this weekend.
I either had a stroke, it was uneventful, or everything is just slowly blurring into each other. I do remember trying to steal a loaf of bread from some girl at the grocery store as a joke, she didn’t laugh. I remember talking to some baby in the park, in front of the mother, asking if it was a bastard and if mommy was a slut who can’t keep a man, because if so, I may be the daddy for him, I remember flirting with at least one waitress by discussing her pantylines, and I remember hiding in my house for fear the outside world would have it’s way with me, like I want to have my way with so man cute girls in the outside world…the rest of the time…oh and I drank a stupid amount.
Here are some morning links..
Girls Doin’ The Mirror Selfie
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Some Hot Slut in a Bikini
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Beyonce Reminding You She Still Loves Her Husband – It Is Good for Business
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Surfing Pig….
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Security Guards On Duty
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David Arquette Buys Crazy Girls in LA
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January Jones in Lingerie
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Lourdes Leon in a Bikini
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Adults Stuck in Playground Equipment
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Looting in Missouri over Race Wars
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Dogs Reacting to Levitating
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Dogs in Ninja Turtle Cosplay
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Guitar Center in TImes Square HELL
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