Jessica Alba Sucking Straws in New York of the Day

Jessica Alba was in New York wearing a midriff like she wasn’t over 30 and a mom of two. You know pretending that she’s still awesome and relevant and fashionable, because everyone around her tells her how great and amazing she is every day of her life…and she’s got fans who still praise her and think she’s the best and hottest thing to ever hit the movie screen, when I just see an over-hyped actress with little to no talent, who scammed the system better than any Mexican has….because she is Mexican…despite her being in denial about it…sure she’s mentioned it, but never really embraced it or celebrated it or did anything for Mexicans but hire a few Mexican gardeners as slaves to do her part for her people…not that I care..white people laugh at Mexicans, if she did embrace it, the world of racists would retaliate, so it was better for her to assimilate. Proven by her bank balance…

All this to say, here she is in New York…being fancy…dressed a little too sexy…and unfortunately, not sitting on my face…because I’m not against mom’s of two, in fact they are the only vaginas that can really handle my fisting…

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Jessica Alba Sucking Straws in New York of the Day August 12th, 2014