Homegrown hero – Anus Poo-A-Lot as I like to call her…because I have the comedic abilities of a 3 year old in preschool…
Anus Poo-A-Lot is from Montreal, but I’ve never met her, making me think that I should probably leave my house more often, because there must be more of her walking the streets waiting for some big New York agency to scoop her up from her shitty small town, like she was Celine Dion without a child molesting neighbor with a vision he had to make come true, otherwise he would just look like a child molester.
But leaving the house is so boring and irrelevant, knowing that Anus Poo-A-Lot is no longer here with us, she’s too big time to bother…plus I can stare at her ass in tight jeans from the comfort of my soiled couch, in my soiled sweatpants listing to my soiled wife’s laboured breathing…there’s less chance of rape charges this way.