Jessica Alba’s First Pitch of the Day

I think the highlight of this video is when the white girl wasted, who sounds like a whining valley girl says “She’s So Cute I Love Her, Like OHMIGAWWWWWD, I Can’t Even, I mean I literally Can’t”…where they go on to discuss who she is married to, Cash Warren, a behind the scenes guy no one should be aware exists because it’s useless information unless you are doing business with Alba/using her name to make everyone stupid money…reminding me that young people have no idea what’s up or what’s important.

That said…if baseball pitches are your fetish…love this.

Jessica Alba’s First Pitch of the Day August 18th, 2014