I will never understand skinny girls with low self esteem, because they don’t realize they have already won, and that skinny is really all they need to achieve any sort of success, it’s the fat chicks with no self esteem we have to worry about, they are the ones with no fucking hope, and I am not just saying that because they are the only ones I sleep with…oh wait…yes I am …
Here are some morning links in the morning…
Clever Ways to Hide Your Porn
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Girls Taking Selfies
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Britney Launches her Lingerie Line
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Jared Leto’s Grabbing His Big Dick
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Idiot Camper Survives Sleepwalking Off a Cliff
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Some Jasmine V Chick in a Bikini
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Paris Jackson – 16 and in a Bra Pic
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Darlene is Pregnant
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You’re Working Out Wrong – Prank
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Lady Gaga Accepts Being Fat
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Epic Nerf War
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Cailin Russo – Black and White Tits
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This is the Dumbest Sack Ever
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The 25 Worst 100 Million Dollar Sports Contracts
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18 Classy Animals
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