I want a million instagram followers so that I can be relevant, help me be relevant
I also want love and by love I mean at least 1-3 hookers begging for me to have sex with them for free, not because I like hookers, but because I like things that are free, but more importantly, I want more alcohol, because alcohol leads to situations that I think are three hookers asking me to have sex with them for free, until sobering up and realizing that they are homeless chicks..but in that window of hazy…it’s good and I guess the memories, as distorted as they are…is all we’ve got…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Japan is Releasing a Black Burger
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Girls who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Kendall Jenner Butt Cheek
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Dude from Scarface and his 18 Year Old Girlfriend – is Next Level
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Jasmin Walia in a Bikini
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Peggy for Mad Men in a Bikini
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Anastasia Ashley Hot For Maxim
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Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are Still Fucking
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Olivia Holt Teen Cleavage…
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Amazing First Pitch
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Jennifer Walcott is the Slut of the Day
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Sarah Jessica Parker is Rich Horse…
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Stripper Sues Jerry Jones
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Weird Things Couples Fight About
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Brenda Song in Shitty Short Shorts
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30 Pics of Seniors that are Awesome
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Kanye West Rushed to Hospital for a Headache
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12 Pez Dispensers That Should Have Never Been
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Reggaeton Like This Chick
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Actor Loses It When Asked How Many Men He Beat Off…
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Girls Laying in Bed
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Jessica Alba – Boring at Fashion Week
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Alessandra Ambrosio Boring at Fashion Week
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Sarah Palin Family Got into a Brawl
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Ariana Grande Boring at the Airport
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21 People with a Roommate Worse Than Yours
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Amanda Cerny in a Wet Bikini
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College Footbal Cheerleader Showdown
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Organisms Under the Microscope are Scary as Fuck
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The Pros and Cons of Dating Britney Spears
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Kirsten Dunst for VS Magazine
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Hot Girls Posing with Dogs
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Danielle from American Picker’s Pin Up
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Lady Gaga and TOny Bennett are Soul Mates
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Ellen’s Anaconda is Awful
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Christina Milian Big Tits at Fashion Week
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Olivia Munn Has Pokies
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Chris Brown Started a Bottle Fight in a Club
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Irina Shayk in Shorts
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Twitter Has No Shame on Sept 11
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Jessica Biel Leaves the Gym
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A Look Back At How Things Used to Be
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A Babe Named Ursela Naked in a Movie
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Helen Flanagan Upskirt
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Pam Anderson Lookin’ Hot
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Wax Museum Prank
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Fake Lottery Win Prank
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Instagram Brat in Jail for Selling iPhone on Craigslist
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A Bunch of Hot Redheads
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Aaron Carter is Creeping Out Hilary Duff
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Heidi Klum’s Big Floppy Mom Tits
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12 SFW DICK PICS
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She’s Working Hard for It
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Big Chocolate Boobs
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Jess Davies is the Slut of the Day
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Phil Varone’s Groupies Exclusive
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The Joy Corrigan N
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THere’s Gonna be a Mess to Clean
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Throwback Samantha Fox Nudity
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I Need More Bored girls in My Life
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Naked Amateurs
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Some Random Chick With an IMDB Page – Naked
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS