I was sitting next to some fat chick who was pigging out on breakfast with her friend, I know amazing, fat girls have friends…but what was even more amazing…was that she was talking about her boy trouble like she was Sex and the City, because she clearly thought she was sex in the city,
I just couldn’t believe guys fucked her, I was like “Fat chicks get this much cock, what’s wrong with the world”…then I remembered, the world is filled with perverts who will pretty much fuck anything they find on online dating sites, so as she thinks her life is a movie or TV show with high dramatic curve, she’s actually just a masturbation tool for men everywhere who wouldn’t be caught dead with a bitch, but will come over and “watch a movie”..with a bitch…
All this to say, fat, disgusting girls get sex too. Thanks TINDER.
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