It’s always a conversation killer when older married girls are discussing male fantasies that the men are too shy to talk about. You know simple shit like anal, cumming on faces, being called daddy, watching them fuck someone else, cumming inside them, peeing on them, being peed on “squirting”…etc…you know elementary school level fantasy for the sake of a buzzfeed article…and I drop the old:
“I want her to have sex with my dead mothers ashes while wearing my dead mothers shawl when my father and brother DP her as I cry in the corner feeling so alone.”
I was going to go more graphic and discuss digging her up and having them do it on public transit while I ate out a homeless woman’s ass…but that would be just going too damn far…
Here are some morning links…
The Guide to the Most Famous Fictional Strip Clubs
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Victoria Justice in Tight Jeans
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Breaking Up Texts are Hilarious
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The Italian Cycling Team Have Such Amazing Suits
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Chernobyl is a Vacation Spot Now…
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Wheezy Waiter Proposes to his Girlfriend
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Subtle Dildo is the New Where’s Waldo
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Lohan Never Touched Whitney Houston’s Dead Body
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Groundskeeper Willie’s on Scottish Independence…
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Judd Apatow Gets a New Show on Netflix
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Kid Typos are Funny
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Vicotria Silvstedt Stretching Makes me Laugh – Because She’s a WHore
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The True Detective Female Lead is Down to Seven People…
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Rapping Classified Ads
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Claudia Romani Bikini Ass
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Star Wars Mash-Ups
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Hot Girls Tugging At Clothes
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