Trying to convince your stepdaughters, who are well over 18 at this point, to come over and trim your pubic hair, by promising you won’t get a boner and if you do they won’t even notice because you are an inny not an outty, and really because trimming your pubic hair is totally not an erotic experience, it’s like going to the dentist and the likelihood of boner is like 50% chance…unless I take viagra…is a negotiation that will piss off your wife.
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The 12 Years of a Slave Hooker was Actually Fucking her Boyfriend in her Car
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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Ass
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11 Ways to Shut Down Sexting
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Blake Griffith Comedy Sucks
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Topless Model of the Day
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Beyonce’s Photoshopped Thigh Gap
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The Katie Holmes Robot Lives
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Slut of the Day
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Taylor Swift Loves Fall
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I like Vanessa Hudgens
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Lupita on Racism with Elmo – While her Co-Star Fucks White Dudes in Cars…
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Jessica Szohr Ass in a Tight Dress
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The worst soccer Badges
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Victoria Justice Filming Some Bullshit in Jeans
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Jimmy Fallon’s Best Musical Parodies
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Julianne Hough Hard Nipple
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Amanda Cerny in a Swimsuit
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Woman Gives Birth Hours After Stopping Purse Snatcher
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Some Rosie Jones…
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Community Service Sluts
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Sienna Miller Nipple….
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Stacy Keibler Mom Legs in Jeans
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Kerry Washington Lookin’ ALright
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Avril Lavingne Divorce is a Good Thing
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Cora Keegan is a Whore in a Bikini
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Katherine Heigl Big Smile – See Through Shirt
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Taylor Schilling in Tight Dress
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A Woman’s POV is Better Than Staring at My Stubby Dick While Laying Down
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The Best People at the Fucking Party
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Selena Gomez in a Bikini
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Big Tits and Cameltoe
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Hot Naked Treats Model
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Webcam Girl and her Hitachi of the Day
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Haha – This Girl’s Got Small Hands….
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The Girl who Tickles Herself
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Reggae Dancer of the Day
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Shut Up and Drink Piss
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Workin’ It
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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