Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s amazing how much sex one broke ass, married, obese man in his 40s can find on the internet…we’re talking 10 girls a day if you really try…now if only my penis worked 1% of those times…I’d be a much happier man.

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day September 22nd, 2014