Love happens everyday – and I would like to thank the internet for facilitating that…because without the internet – I would not be currently getting a girl to videotape herself on her period having sex with Craola markers she took from her kids art supplies…thank you internet…thank you.
That was my morning revelation, a little academy award speech…preaching.
Here are some Morning Links…
I am not over Mickey Rourke in Spanx
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15 Sexually Suggestive Shados
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Mad Decapitates Co-Worker..
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Short Fucking Shorts…
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Eddie Murphey’s Daughter’s Cameltoe
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Gerard Butler’s New Girlfriend in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez Doin’ It..
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Tattooing in Close Up and Slow Motion
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12 Stock Photos You Could Masturbate To
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Kids React to Caviar
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18 Clever Business Cards
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The 10 Best Retro NFL Uniforms
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Kid Does 90 Degree Push-Ups
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Mirror Selfies
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