My favorite thing about hookers, is not paying them.
My favorite thing about non-hookers, is making them behave like hookers, by pretending I own beach houses and that I will take them out of their shitty existence and save them from their 9-5 hell – replacing it with being naked on the beach eating coconuts – only for them to send me nude pics before they realize this web entrepreneur is the only motherfucker in internet entrepreneur history to be broke homeless if it wasn’t for an obese woman I married to pay my rent – in exchange for my horrible companionship…
It may be the weekend, but not for me, not because I work, but because for me…everyday is hell…a hell I can’t look forward to….
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