Today’s life lesson is that Close up Vagina pics don’t have a weight limit – fatties are welcome to this party – because all I see is labia…or maybe that was yesterday’s life lesson -if we were Facebook friends you would know what I am talking about…
I think TOday’s life lesson is that Social Media was the first case of Ebola in America…
We’re all gonna die…and it’s funny because 25 years ago, there was an Ebola scare in Africa and I was convinced I was dying. I was at the hospital freaking thinking I had it because I got a lap dance from a black stripper…and it wasn’t even a threat.
Then 20 years ago, someone told me that Ebola was in the bananas knowing that I had eaten a Banana…and without looking into whether bananas were imported from Africa, even though Africans eat sand, I freaked the fuck out…
But this time around, I just don’t care and it is an actual scare. It’s happening on home turf…and I just don’t care…I guess I’m ready to die by shitting out my eyes after my body pretty much eats itself from the inside out…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Top Ten CR Fashion Book Party
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15 Crazy Church Signs
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Blue Grass Aanaconda
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Miranda Kerr and Selena Gomez Together in a Picture That Broke Bieber’s Penis
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Teri Hatcher Big Tits…
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Diddy Like J.Lo’s Ass Better than Kim K’s Ass
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Hannah Davis Bikini
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The Jesus Freak Who Compared Holocaust to Abortions
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Yoga Pose – Arch – Of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Cara Delevingne Got a Good Rack
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Celebs Talking About the Illuminati
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Charlotte McKinney Big Fucking Tits
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Baby Flexes Muscles Like His Dad
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Keri Russell on a Bike
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Joanna Krupa Nipple Pokes
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Lily Allen Pokies…
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I bet Joy Pantopoulos Likes ANal
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Wrestling Nostalgia
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Lindsay Ellingson See Through
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Crazy Driver Crosses Drawbridge
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People Who Will NEver Be Action Heros
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Anne Hathaway LOVES Herself
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Michelle Williams of the Day
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Famous Breast Cancer Survivors
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AMAZING FAME WHORE
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Selena Gomez Getting Out of Cars
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Hot Slut in Pink…
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Assassin Creed with Kittens
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Malin Akerman Nipple….
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Lady Gaga in Lingerie
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Rose McGowan Pokies…
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Reese Witherspoon’s Cleavage
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Weird Death Rituals from Around the World
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Miranda Kerr Tits at Fashion Week
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Trash iin a Bikini on the Beach
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Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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Pregnant Bilson!
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Tracy May Never Perform Again…
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8 GIFs of Dancing Body builders
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Connie Carter in a Tiny Bikini….
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Slut in Her Octoberfest Outfit
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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She Needs Her Diaper Changed
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Bikini a Day Girl
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Crackwhores Say Darndest Things….
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Road Crew Hard at Work
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Some Amateur Chick With Huge Tits
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The Condom Cookbook…
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Booty Dance
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Panty Party
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I Think He Lost His Keys in There
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Deep Throat Machine!
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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