Whenever I feel dirty for being an internet romantic – filled with love and passion and spread asshole pics…
I like to look at pictures of Miley Cyrus in the bath – I realize that I’m actually a lot dirtier than I think…because spread ass pics – even from gross girls is nothing compared to how I want to drink, you know a “don’t drain the bath and be sure to pee in it before you leave the hotel room”…kind of drink this bathwater…bottle and package this Miley filth and either sell it on ebay or to keep to takes sips on…getting drunk on Miley filth…
All this to say, maybe I’m weird…or maybe you’re all weird….