Top 10 Knotts Scary Farm of the Day

It’s Halloween season, that’s why the Christmas decorations are already up in some stores….and I guess why some low level celebrities attended some bullshit that they were probably paid to attend to promote the bullshit – Knotts “Scary” Berry farm, which looks lame as fuck, not scary at all, and featuring some real low grade monsters even a 4 year old would tell to fuck off and step it – this isn’t the 40s asshole….we play videogames and see 3D movies….and I guess some even lower level celebrities went to get photographed – because that’s what LA is all about…

Here’s my top 10 of the experience I wasn’t invited to…because tis the fucking season for gore, fear, and slutty costumes…yay.

Vanessa Hudgens Went Gothic for the event…

She Looks Better in her leaked Nudes…

Rumer Willis got a Job as one of the Monsters…

She doesn’t find that funny…

Gigi Hadid with some JANKY ass actors in costumes – making Blowjob Face

She’s a model…

Hailey Joel Osment Showed Up in his Drag Queen Outfit “EmilY’….

Some Shenae Grimes Canadian Trash was there – because she died long ago and this is her Ghosting / Brought Back from the Dead

Elvira at 100 years old was hotter and more interesting than any of these young, disney, cheese as fucks

Leave it to the Russian named Petra to turn this into a mail order bride for a green card session with a producer….

Olivia Holt was there – I never heard of her but she looks like jailbait and you like that…

Ireland Baldwin “The Lesbian Years” was there too CLICK HERE

Top 10 Knotts Scary Farm of the Day October 6th, 2014