Apparently when you meet an Asian girl off tinder to fuck because she is Asian and you don’t mind breaking your “Don’t Meet People Off the Internet Because they Will Kill You” Rule – you shouldn’t tell her the only time you had a relationship with an asian girl was when you used to jerk off to asian porn – because talking about masturbating when masturbating is all the sex you’ve ever had will make you look creepy – especially when you follow it up asking if her vagina is like real vaginas – to which she will say “no it’s not sideways you idiot”…even though you were talking about whether it was pixelated or not…Robots!!!
Speaking of Tinder Love…this happened…
Here are some Morning stepLINKS…
Boob Twerking is a Thing
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The Boobs Bouncing to Mozart Started it All
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The Donut Selfie
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Texas School Rejection Letters Blame Ebola
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Kylie Minogue Flashing Her Panty Ass…Her Old Panty Ass…her Amazing Panty Ass
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This Frenchy Chick is Ridiculous on the Beach
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The Way Snoop Taunts Iggy is Hilarious
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News Anchor Farts on TV
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21 Old Timey Halloween Costumes
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Real Life Jurassic Park in Australia
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere to Get Your Rape Fantasies on…
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Why Girls Shouldn’t Drive Ferraris
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Hot Girls Stretching
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The Dog Friends Who Help Each Other are Pretty Cute
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7 Painful GIFs
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