For every 20 or so failed tinder romances – like this:
Is a girl willing to get naked, spread her vagina, and even insert random household objects in her for me, just becausee I ask..
No man should have this much power. I’d like to thank the internet, the access and exposure to porn, and my romantic ways for this amazing opportunity to make masturbation so interactive…
Here ware some morning links…good morning…
13 Weird as Fuck Gravestones
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How Fast Food Burgers Age
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The Butt Plug of Christmas in Paris – Probably Provided by Kim Kardashian
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This is How Joan Rivers Dies…
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Charlie Sheen is Single…but There Will Always Be Hookers…and More Hookers…
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Cynthia Escobar is Some Random Trick in a Bikini
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I want Genevieve Morton in My Mouth
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Jude Law is Going to be a Father for the Fifth Time – He’s like a Black Guy
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How To Charge Your Phone with a 9 Volt Battery
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War Machine Tried to Kill Himself in Jail
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Your Brain on MDMA
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Signs that Don’t Understand Quotations
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The Otter Who Only Eats Sushi
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Selena Gomez Hates Old People!
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Bitches Trying to be the Next Princess
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People WHo are “SOOOOO LATE but still Tweeting
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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