Don’t tell a suicidal person that “mental health is all in your head…”, it wouldn’t prevent them from killing themselves but it will make them want to kill you along with themselves for dropping a bad joke…
Don’t tell a suicidal person when they say “I wish I was anyone but me”…that you wish you were a Pug because pugs are so majestic….
Don’t tell a suicidal person when they are ready to make the move that if you were them you’d choose carbon monoxide…like recommending a restaurant…
Do tell a suicidal person to send you their final nude so you possess their legacy…
What it comes down to is that life is a joke, I laugh at it, and dealing with suicidal or depressive people works totally against my overall “everything sucks, I hate people, but I’m sticking around to watch, because dead is dead and should be something for old people, and why girls to hashtag on the internet”…
So don’t kill yourself this weekend…even if it means coming back as a pug…
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