In the wake of all the nonsense going on in Canada, where innocent soldiers are being killed by insane French Canadians who are converting to ISIS because it appeals to their misinformed anarchist beliefs…because I guess they never grew the fuck up from being 15 and full of angst….I figure we should stare at this ALyssa Barbarad photoshoot with someone named Torrey West, because clearly she is the best thing to come out of Canada since me…not that I have come out yet, despite how homo a grown man talking about celebrities is…but she’s got what it takes to feed the nation…and I may or may not be in love with everything going on here and now…..